i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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