Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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