Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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