So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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