Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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