yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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