if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
sex in a hospital.. check
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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