its not stalking. its research.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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