Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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