It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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