New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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