I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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