Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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