I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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