I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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