should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Randomize