that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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