Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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