i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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