whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
