I'd wear matching sweaters with you
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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