you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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