I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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