It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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