We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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