For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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