You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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