And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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