i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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