im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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