Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
MIDGETS
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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