shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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