I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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