Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it's like iHOP with fire
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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