How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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