She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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