y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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