Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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