i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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