Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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