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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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