I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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