Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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