I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
