New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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