I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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