So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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