when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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