i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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