I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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