butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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