So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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