You work out of a Hotel?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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